30 Rock Things

Let’s not do this, Elizabeth.

giselebock | fuckyeahlizlemon | fujiidom

Rob: Hello, Elizabeth. It’s Rob Sussman. Still think I’m “gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun?”
Liz: No, we - we were friends. I just said that to try to make it okay for you to come out.
Rob: Come out of what? I’d like you to meet my wife with whom I’ve raised three beautiful dogs.
Liz: Oh, boy.

30 Rock, 3.05 - Reunion

giselebock:crabcakes:

Kenneth: It’ll be like the Da Vinci Code… Albino monk!!
Jack: That’s a mirror, Kenneth.

30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and Greta

giselebock:crabcakes: fujiidom:

Liz: You know what? Suck it, you whittling IHOP monkeys!
Jack: Liz, the jet’s waiting.
Liz: That’s right: a jet. To New York Cit-aay. Lemon out!

30 Rock, 3.05 - Reunion

giselebock | benjyie | crabcakes

Drew: I don’t see it on the menu, but I would love a catfish po’boy and a diet raspberry Fanta.
Liz: Oh, that is a great idea. Let me order that for you. Excuse me, we will have a turkey burger deluxe and a catfish po’boy with a diet raspberry Fanta.
Waitress: I’m gonna come back in five minutes. You try to order off the menu again I will smack those glasses off your face.
Liz: Ok, thank you.
Waitress: You’re welcome.
Drew: What was that? Why didn’t she call you “sweetheart”? And where’s the complimentary app sampler? What’s going on?

30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble

giselebock / cheia

Liz: You and I are not getting any younger.
Jenna: You don’t know that thing I sleep in isn’t working!

- 30 Rock, 4x10 Black Light Attack!