Jenna: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Jack: That’s you what’s the problem?
Jenna: It has the year I was born on it. The real year. Not the actress year. Now a million people are going to know that I’m… f… f… f…Jenna: Whole grain… low fat… But I just want a piece of that… But I just want to daaaaaance. Still alive not yet 32. Worth it. Sorry Jack.
3.18 - Jackie Jormp-Jormp
“Oh really, we’re both black so we must know each other…..Heeeeey Irene!”
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Reporter: After the deposition, Kathy Geiss’s lawyer had this rebuttal.
Teddy Ruxpin: My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?
Jack: Do you ever regret having children?
Tracy: Every day! I thought having a family was going to be like The Cosby Show. “Oh no, Vanessa went to a concert.” “Oh no, Rudy and I are making a sandwich for 25 minutes.” The Cosby Show is a lie. Having a family can be the worst. For example, I have this strip club story from this weekend that I need to tell you, Jackie D. It is disgusting. But I can’t, because I got this little d-bag here.
Tracy Jr.: I know what that means.
Tracy: And yet you won’t tell me.
- 30 Rock, 4x06 Sun Tea
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Kenneth: Ms. Lemon! As I’m sure you know, it is Green Week! And NBC—
Liz: Oh brother, are they actually going to do something this year or are they just gonna put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen?
- Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
- Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
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Jenna: Here’s what you’re gonna do. Remember that horrible roommate you had back in Chicago?
Liz: You mean you?
*flash*
Jenna: I know it’s my turn to do the dishes but I’m in character and if you make me do the dishes I will kill myself!
— 4.06: Sun Tea
Brian: Hey, Liz, I made you a mailbox key.
Liz: So is that all you have to say to me? That’s how you apologize?!
Brian: What? What did I do?
Liz: What do you care? Whatever, Brian, I am over it!
Brian: Over what?
Liz: IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!! Oh, I’m sorry, is it too much drama? You remind me of my father and my boyfriend. Are you listening to me?! Because if you are not I will put on a wedding dress and jump in front of the subway!!
Brian: Honey, you don’t have to tell me how much men suck. Sit down and tell me everything while I make use raspberry mojitos.
Liz: You’re gay?!
30 Rock, 4x06 Sun Tea
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“Touch your peacock.”
