August 2009
235 posts
“Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has...”
– Dennis Duffy (via 30rockquotes) (via cheia)
July 2009
42 posts
Jerry Seinfeld: [Lemon is wearing a wedding dress] Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.
Liz Lemon: Yes I did.
Jerry Seinfeld: And it went well?
Liz Lemon: No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.
Jerry Seinfeld: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz Lemon: [starts breaking down] I did a fake survey!
Jerry Seinfeld: [raises voice in typical Seinfeld manner] You did the fake survey?
Liz Lemon: [raises voice too] I know. I'm not over it! And now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life?
Jerry Seinfeld: Are you imitating me?
Liz Lemon: No! This is what I sound like when I cry!
Jerry Seinfeld: I think I'm a little insulted.
Liz Lemon: You're insulted? I'm crying!
Emmy Nominee Reaction
“I am thrilled to be riding some very nice coat tails right now. We are all floored that the show is getting so much recognition. I blame Tina Fey.” — said 30 ROCK star Jack McBrayer on his nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series.
“I’m thrilled for everyone connected to the show, but I’m especially excited for Jane, Jack and Tracy. It’s great working with the entire group...
Jane Krakowski - America
“Ms. Lemon, where are you? The pig spore has hit the wind spinner. Mr. Jordan...”
– Kenneth
Pregnant Cornbread →
Tracy: Yeah yeah yeah, I like risky. See, me and you, we play the game. We know how to be acceptable. Hello great meeting, I drink coffee please. This show is our chance to break the shackles cause the white dudes want to see us fail.
Liz: What white dudes?
Tracy: All of 'em. Jack Donaghy. General Electric. George Bush. Karl Robe.
Liz: Karl Robe, you say?
Tracy: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor.
Liz: Sure.
“I just wandered around the building all night. I didn’t run into another single...”
– 30 Rock (via annakovsky)
That’s Her Instrumental
“I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via seanlovesthis) (via fuckyeahlizlemon)
Pete: Oh Lemon, in the 10 years that I’ve known you, you’ve had some really terrible boyfriends. Liz: I have. Pete: There was the guy who was obsessed with Charlie Chapman. Liz: Neil. Pete: There was the guy who played Halo under the name “slutbanger.” Liz: Dennis. Pete: There was the tall gangly red haired guy who played guitar all the time. Liz: Conan.
“I don’t have any money .. If that’s what your after. And I’m not one of those...”
– Liz Lemon (via 30rockquotes)
“Lemon out!”
– Elizabeth Lemon (via fuckyeahlizlemon)
30 Rock Theme
