Liz: What did you say you loved about me? Did you talk about my body?
*Liz begins to dance*
Liz: Did you say how you like to watch me dance? Yeah, you like that?
Jack: You’re embarrassing yourself, Lemon.
Liz: Mmhmm, it started out as a joke but it’s becoming reaaaaaaaaal!
*Jack leaves*
Liz: I don’t care! I’m havin’ a good time!— 4x10: Black Light Attack!
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Liz: As a frequent leaver of drunken messages, I can tell you, no good can come of this.
Cerie: As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they’re not cute. Even when they’re from Liz.04x09 Klaus and Greta
Kenneth: Okay. Search. Oops, I just took my picture with that little camera thing.
Jack: Kenneth!
Kenneth: Alright. I just need to erase that picture. Whoops! I just made that the desktop image. How did I do that? (reading computer message) Emailing image to address book. What is wrong with me?!?04x09 Klaus and Greta
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KENNETH: Sir, I don’t mean to swear, but I am irritated right now.
30 Rock 4.09, Klaus and Greta
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James Franco: You can’t just break up with me! I’ll sue you for breach of contract! Ahhhh, you’re being such a non-pillow right now.
Jenna: But don’t you understand? I just want something real in my life for once. I want what you have with Kimeko.
James: Ugh, Kimeko-ton. What am I doing, Jenna? Pretending to be something I’m not? Making myself miserable, when I’ve got happiness waiting at home. Unless Kimeko’s jealous of the ottoman. There’s nothing going on there, it’s a business relationship.
Jenna: Don’t “Lemon” your life, James. Be happy!James: I’m the actor James Franco, dammit, and I’m in love with, and common law married to, a Japanese body pillow!
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Jack: Here’s my secret. My secret is…I’m in love with Liz Lemon.
Danny: What?
Jack: It’s true. It was love at first sight. I ache for her sexually. How could I not? I’m entranced by those mud-colored eyes set back in that skin. And her laugh. Her walk, that splay-footed walk, and that…whole situation…right there. And…oh…mustache. Good god, Lemon.
04x10 Black Light Attack!
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Tina Fey: The other thing I love about Tracy is in our show, he wears a lot of fake, giant bling. But in real life, he wears some really great giant, real bling. He has this necklace that’s, like, the size of a child’s shoe. It’s all diamonds and it says “Number One Dad”.
Conan O’Brien: Wait. It says “Number One Dad” and it’s covered in diamonds?Tina Fey: All diamonds, it says “Number One Dad”. And I’m always like “Really? Did your kids buy you that?”
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KENNETH: Oh, I know Mr. Jordan like the back of my stepfather Ron’s hand. I know all his ATM pin codes, I know when he’s cranky and needs his binky, and I know that by binky he means 1970’s pornography…
JACK: So, how is he functioning without you?
KENNETH: Oh, I’m still doing everything for him. Tonight I have to ride my bike to his house in New Jersey to hold his hand during Lost.
30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble
