LIZ LEMON: Look, I need you to understand something. I don’t wanna go out with you and it has nothing to do with your race. Steven, listen to me, and please, believe what I’m saying: I truly don’t like you as a person. Can one human being not like another human being? Can we all just not get along?
— 30 Rock 1x16, The Source Awards
Jack: Liz! What are you doing here? I thought you were at the fitness center with your twin?
Jack: Kathy, you know my lover, Liz?
Liz: That better be true, Jack, or I’m going to make both of you disappear like I did with Vivianne and… Patch.
Jack: Don’t be ridiculous, you know you’re the only woman I have ever really loved.
Liz: I’m sorry, darling. I’m just paranoid ever since that incident with the weather machine.
Kathy: Kiss, kiss, kiss!
Astronaut Mike Dexter: I have to go back into space, Liz. I hope you enjoyed the kissing followed by my genuine interest in that TV dance competition.
Liz: Bye, Astronaut Mike Dexter.
Pete: Liz! Snap out of it; Jenna’s locked herself in her dressing room.
Liz: What? No, go away; this is my fantasy, Pete!
Jack: I knew it! You’re blonde in your fantasies; it looks terrible.
30 Rock, 4.07 — “Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001”
Liz, Pete, Kenneth and Jack in HD
- 30 Rock, 4x07 Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001
Tina Fey: [on the best two days of her last decade] Last year I had one weekend where on Saturday morning I shot with Oprah Winfrey for 30 Rock, and that evening I went and did the first Sarah Palin sketch with Amy. Then Sunday was my daughter’s third birthday party. And I didn’t have to work on Sunday.