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Frank: Guys, Standards is saying no to the Rubix’s Pube thing. What?
Toofer: You look exactly like Liz.
Frank: What? Shut up. You’ve just never seen my reading glasses before which I have to wear to read your dumb sketches. And I lost my hat after I threw it at a bus that wouldn’t stop for me, even though the guy could see me running.
Lutz: What about the purse and sweater?
Frank: This is a bag for all the scripts I now have to carry and I’m wearing a sweater because the studio’s cold. You know what, I don’t have to explain myself. You dummies have no idea what it’s like to be in charge. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in my office, trying to have it all…

What is happening to me?!?

• 30 Rock, 4x07 Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

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Angie: I cannot believe you made me come here for this. Now I won’t have enough time to shop for Christmas presents and still get my hair did!
Tracy: Your hair did?! You just got your hair did! You have to get your hair did again?!
Angie: IT NEEDS TO BE DID EVERY WEEK!
Liz: Maybe we could un-did these handcuffs.
Tracy & Angie: RACIST! CRACKER!

—4.07: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

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Jack: Moronsayswhat?
Devon: What?
*Jack laughs*
Devon: What does he say? What?!

— 4.07: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

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Tina Fey
We want to live inside Tina Fey’s brain. From her seven-year stint as Saturday Night Live’s first female head writer to her creation of the reliably zany 30 Rock, the 39-year-old has graciously invited America into her uniquely loopy, ferociously smart, unapologetically female psyche. It’s a place where high school movies are a blast (as in her script for 2004’s Mean Girls), where ”bitch is the new black” (her passionate defense of Hillary Clinton on a 2008 SNL), and where one deft comment can puncture a national campaign (Fey’s impersonation of Sarah Palin — including the phrase ”I can see Russia from my house,” which Palin never uttered — redefined the 2008 vice presidential candidate).

— Entertainment Weekly’s 15 Entertainers of the Decade

OMG SO CUTE. ♥

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Jenna: MY NIECE DREW A PICTURE OF ME AND I LOOK SO FAT!

- 30 Rock, 4x07 Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

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FLOYD: Wow. You are bringing it.
LIZ: Yeah! You like that? Mhm. It’s got pockets. Are you into that? Uh. What’s this? An used Kleenex.
FLOYD: I feel like I’m in a rap video.
LIZ: Wait. Let me turn on my humidifier. Yeah.
FLOYD: Uh, oh.
LIZ: It’s so dry in here.
FLOYD: I really don’t know how much more of this I can take.
LIZ: Ah. Ah. Ah.
FLOYD: Yeah.

30 Rock, 1x19 Corporate Crush

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Tina Fey: [on whether she imagined her career turning out this way] Did I imagine it? Sure. But I’m still imagining a thing where I eat my way out of a room filled with McDonald’s french fries. It’s floor-to-ceiling french fries. The way you save yourself is you eat your way out.

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Jenna: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Jack: That’s you what’s the problem?
Jenna: It has the year I was born on it. The real year. Not the actress year. Now a million people are going to know that I’m… f… f… f…

Jenna: Whole grain… low fat… But I just want a piece of that… But I just want to daaaaaance. Still alive not yet 32. Worth it. Sorry Jack.

3.18 - Jackie Jormp-Jormp

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“Oh really, we’re both black so we must know each other…..Heeeeey Irene!”