30 Rock Things

Let's not do this, Elizabeth.

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:27:49 -0400

giselebock | fuckyeahlizlemon | fujiidom Rob: Hello,...

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 05:27:49 -0400

giselebock | fuckyeahlizlemon | fujiidom

Rob: Hello, Elizabeth. It’s Rob Sussman. Still think I’m “gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun?”
Liz: No, we - we were friends. I just said that to try to make it okay for you to come out.
Rob: Come out of what? I’d like you to meet my wife with whom I’ve raised three beautiful dogs.
Liz: Oh, boy.

30 Rock, 3.05 - Reunion

giselebock:crabcakes: Kenneth: It’ll be like the Da Vinci Code…...

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:27:57 -0400

giselebock:crabcakes:

Kenneth: It’ll be like the Da Vinci Code… Albino monk!!
Jack: That’s a mirror, Kenneth.

30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and Greta

giselebock:crabcakes: fujiidom: Liz: You know what? Suck it,...

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:26:50 -0400

giselebock:crabcakes: fujiidom:

Liz: You know what? Suck it, you whittling IHOP monkeys!
Jack: Liz, the jet’s waiting.
Liz: That’s right: a jet. To New York Cit-aay. Lemon out!

30 Rock, 3.05 - Reunion

giselebock | benjyie | crabcakes Drew: I don’t see it on the...

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:26:53 -0400

giselebock | benjyie | crabcakes

Drew: I don’t see it on the menu, but I would love a catfish po’boy and a diet raspberry Fanta.
Liz: Oh, that is a great idea. Let me order that for you. Excuse me, we will have a turkey burger deluxe and a catfish po’boy with a diet raspberry Fanta.
Waitress: I’m gonna come back in five minutes. You try to order off the menu again I will smack those glasses off your face.
Liz: Ok, thank you.
Waitress: You’re welcome.
Drew: What was that? Why didn’t she call you “sweetheart”? And where’s the complimentary app sampler? What’s going on?

30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble

giselebock / cheia Liz: You and I are not getting any...

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:26:50 -0400

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Liz: You and I are not getting any younger.
Jenna: You don’t know that thing I sleep in isn’t working!

- 30 Rock, 4x10 Black Light Attack!

giselebock:flickflickflicker:tatihc:(via imnotmorrissey //...

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:26:49 -0400

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giselebock | lonelytourist | cheia Liz: Randy, this is James...

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:26:50 -0400

giselebock | lonelytourist | cheia

Liz: Randy, this is James Franco and our friend, Kumiko-Tan.

- 30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and Greta

giselebock:crabcakes:annebanan: 30 Rock 4.09 - “Klaus and Greta”

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:26:53 -0400

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30 Rock 4.09 - “Klaus and Greta”

giselebock:cyborglovesong (via pibbplusredvines) God, this gets...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:26:49 -0400

giselebock:cyborglovesong (via pibbplusredvines)

God, this gets cuter and cuter every time I look at it.

I've missed Liz Lemon's dancing so much

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:25:48 -0400

giselebock:defyingthefates:

Liz: What did you say you loved about me? Did you talk about my body?
*Liz begins to dance*
Liz: Did you say how you like to watch me dance? Yeah, you like that?
Jack: You’re embarrassing yourself, Lemon.
Liz: Mmhmm, it started out as a joke but it’s becoming reaaaaaaaaal!
*Jack leaves*
Liz: I don’t care! I’m havin’ a good time!
— 4x10: Black Light Attack!

giselebock:flickflickflicker:annahinks:(via girlieshow) Liz: As...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:25:49 -0400

giselebock:flickflickflicker:annahinks:(via girlieshow)

Liz: As a frequent leaver of drunken messages, I can tell you, no good can come of this.
Cerie: As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they’re not cute. Even when they’re from Liz.
04x09 Klaus and Greta

giselebock / girlieshow Kenneth: Okay. Search. Oops, I just took...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:25:50 -0400

giselebock / girlieshow

Kenneth: Okay. Search. Oops, I just took my picture with that little camera thing.
Jack: Kenneth!
Kenneth: Alright. I just need to erase that picture. Whoops! I just made that the desktop image. How did I do that? (reading computer message) Emailing image to address book. What is wrong with me?!?
04x09 Klaus and Greta

giselebock / cheia Liz: Let’s do this. - 30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:25:49 -0400

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Liz: Let’s do this.

- 30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and Greta

giselebock:fuckyeahjackmcbrayer:lisztomania: KENNETH: Sir, I...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:26:05 -0400

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KENNETH: Sir, I don’t mean to swear, but I am irritated right now.

30 Rock 4.09, Klaus and Greta

giselebock | wotcher | tvquotes James Franco: You can’t just...

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:24:49 -0400

giselebock | wotcher | tvquotes

James Franco: You can’t just break up with me! I’ll sue you for breach of contract! Ahhhh, you’re being such a non-pillow right now.
Jenna: But don’t you understand? I just want something real in my life for once. I want what you have with Kimeko.
James: Ugh, Kimeko-ton. What am I doing, Jenna? Pretending to be something I’m not? Making myself miserable, when I’ve got happiness waiting at home. Unless Kimeko’s jealous of the ottoman. There’s nothing going on there, it’s a business relationship.
Jenna: Don’t “Lemon” your life, James. Be happy!
James: I’m the actor James Franco, dammit, and I’m in love with, and common law married to, a Japanese body pillow!

giselebock:tvquotes:newneptune:girlieshow: Jack: Here’s my...

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:22:49 -0400

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Jack: Here’s my secret. My secret is…I’m in love with Liz Lemon.
Danny: What?
Jack: It’s true. It was love at first sight. I ache for her sexually. How could I not? I’m entranced by those mud-colored eyes set back in that skin. And her laugh. Her walk, that splay-footed walk, and that…whole situation…right there. And…oh…mustache. Good god, Lemon.

04x10 Black Light Attack!

giselebock:wotcher:girlieshow: 01x21 Hiatus

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:22:49 -0400

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01x21 Hiatus

giselebock:tvquotes:cheia:cyborglovesong: Tina Fey: The other...

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:22:48 -0400

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Tina Fey: The other thing I love about Tracy is in our show, he wears a lot of fake, giant bling. But in real life, he wears some really great giant, real bling. He has this necklace that’s, like, the size of a child’s shoe. It’s all diamonds and it says “Number One Dad”.
Conan O’Brien: Wait. It says “Number One Dad” and it’s covered in diamonds?
Tina Fey: All diamonds, it says “Number One Dad”. And I’m always like “Really? Did your kids buy you that?”

giselebock / cheia / calikalie KENNETH: Oh, I know Mr. Jordan...

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:22:48 -0400

giselebock / cheia / calikalie

KENNETH: Oh, I know Mr. Jordan like the back of my stepfather Ron’s hand. I know all his ATM pin codes, I know when he’s cranky and needs his binky, and I know that by binky he means 1970’s pornography…
JACK: So, how is he functioning without you?
KENNETH: Oh, I’m still doing everything for him. Tonight I have to ride my bike to his house in New Jersey to hold his hand during Lost.

30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble