Let’s not do this, Elizabeth.
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Rob: Hello, Elizabeth. It’s Rob Sussman. Still think I’m “gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun?”
Liz: No, we - we were friends. I just said that to try to make it okay for you to come out.
Rob: Come out of what? I’d like you to meet my wife with whom I’ve raised three beautiful dogs.
Liz: Oh, boy.30 Rock, 3.05 - Reunion
Kenneth: It’ll be like the Da Vinci Code… Albino monk!!
Jack: That’s a mirror, Kenneth.
30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and Greta
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Liz: You know what? Suck it, you whittling IHOP monkeys!
Jack: Liz, the jet’s waiting.Liz: That’s right: a jet. To New York Cit-aay. Lemon out!
30 Rock, 3.05 - Reunion
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Drew: I don’t see it on the menu, but I would love a catfish po’boy and a diet raspberry Fanta.
Liz: Oh, that is a great idea. Let me order that for you. Excuse me, we will have a turkey burger deluxe and a catfish po’boy with a diet raspberry Fanta.
Waitress: I’m gonna come back in five minutes. You try to order off the menu again I will smack those glasses off your face.
Liz: Ok, thank you.
Waitress: You’re welcome.
Drew: What was that? Why didn’t she call you “sweetheart”? And where’s the complimentary app sampler? What’s going on?30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble
Liz: You and I are not getting any younger.
Jenna: You don’t know that thing I sleep in isn’t working!
- 30 Rock, 4x10 Black Light Attack!
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Liz: Randy, this is James Franco and our friend, Kumiko-Tan.
- 30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and Greta
I’ve missed Liz Lemon’s dancing so much
Liz: What did you say you loved about me? Did you talk about my body?
*Liz begins to dance*
Liz: Did you say how you like to watch me dance? Yeah, you like that?
Jack: You’re embarrassing yourself, Lemon.
Liz: Mmhmm, it started out as a joke but it’s becoming reaaaaaaaaal!
*Jack leaves*
Liz: I don’t care! I’m havin’ a good time!— 4x10: Black Light Attack!
Kenneth: Okay. Search. Oops, I just took my picture with that little camera thing.
Jack: Kenneth!
Kenneth: Alright. I just need to erase that picture. Whoops! I just made that the desktop image. How did I do that? (reading computer message) Emailing image to address book. What is wrong with me?!?04x09 Klaus and Greta
