Let’s not do this, Elizabeth.
giselebock | benjyie | crabcakes
Drew: I don’t see it on the menu, but I would love a catfish po’boy and a diet raspberry Fanta.
Liz: Oh, that is a great idea. Let me order that for you. Excuse me, we will have a turkey burger deluxe and a catfish po’boy with a diet raspberry Fanta.
Waitress: I’m gonna come back in five minutes. You try to order off the menu again I will smack those glasses off your face.
Liz: Ok, thank you.
Waitress: You’re welcome.
Drew: What was that? Why didn’t she call you “sweetheart”? And where’s the complimentary app sampler? What’s going on?30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble
Liz: You and I are not getting any younger.
Jenna: You don’t know that thing I sleep in isn’t working!
- 30 Rock, 4x10 Black Light Attack!
giselebock | lonelytourist | cheia
Liz: Randy, this is James Franco and our friend, Kumiko-Tan.
- 30 Rock, 4x09 Klaus and Greta
I’ve missed Liz Lemon’s dancing so much
Liz: What did you say you loved about me? Did you talk about my body?
*Liz begins to dance*
Liz: Did you say how you like to watch me dance? Yeah, you like that?
Jack: You’re embarrassing yourself, Lemon.
Liz: Mmhmm, it started out as a joke but it’s becoming reaaaaaaaaal!
*Jack leaves*
Liz: I don’t care! I’m havin’ a good time!— 4x10: Black Light Attack!
giselebock / awkwardsilence / wotcher / suicideblonde
One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned!
